Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Opposites Attract



Our first date was at the local Starbucks.  I am a bit of a coffee connoisseur and always hoped that my future wife would share my tastes for coffee.  I had heard that while in high school, she worked at Tim Hortons which gave me some hope that she would be a coffee lover.  My hope was that someday we would sit together sipping our coffees while listening to some Puccini or while having a discussion about the Victorian era. 


Courtney met me at the door of Starbucks and introduced herself in a soft, doe-like voice.  “Hi, I’m Courtney.”  We headed to the counter to order and Courtney suggested I order first since she wasn’t sure what she was going to get.

“I’ll have a tall bold coffee, please.” I said.  I looked at Courtney hoping that she would say something like “I’ll have the same” or “add a couple of espresso shots to mine please”.  Instead she ordered a ‘strawberry-mango-passion fruit-watermelon-blackberry-cumquat-kiwi-tazo-tea.’


The barista prepared our beverages and slid them over the counter.  My coffee smelled rich and deep and the colour was a beautiful ebony.  Courtney’s tea was passed to her and I cringed.  The colour was fluorescent pink and reminded me of Mattel.  It smelled like a scented candle and no doubt could double as potpourri as well. 

It quickly became evident over the next couple of weeks that Courtney was not the quiet, intellectual, NPR listening, school-loving, book-reading girl that I thought she was.  This was driven home to me on a beautiful summer evening.  She said she was going to meet me at my apartment so I waited outside for her arrival.  While I was waiting, I heard a noise coming from down the road.  I strained to hear what the sound was.  It sounded like an ice cream truck but ice cream trucks did not venture out into the country.  I listened again and then heard the distinct lyrics of Willoughby Wallaby Woo.  I could also recognize Raffi’s voice accompanied by a girl’s voice that sounded suspiciously like Courtney’s.  Suddenly her green Sunfire roared into view.  She shut her beloved Sunfire off and came bounding out of the car.

Note the matching hat and shirt.  Classic.

“Guess what!  I just sold all of my books on Kijiji!” she said proudly.

I was still stunned from Willoughby Wallaby Woo and had a hard time understanding what she had just said.

“You sold your books?  Did you run out of room on your bookshelves or were they doubles?”
“Nope.  They were cluttering up my room so I got rid of them.  Perfect eh?”

We went inside and I made Courtney some kind of fruit tea, and made myself a cappuccino.  As I busied myself with the drinks, Courtney sat down on the couch.  

“What are you listening to?  It sounds so screechy!  I think my ears are bleeding.” she commented.  It was one of my favourite pieces too – Ave Verum Corpus.

I brought her tea over to her and sat down on the couch with my cappuccino.  Courtney, who had turned off the music and was now humming Down By the Bay, got up and plopped down practically on my lap.  My cappuccino went flying and splattered across the couch – the foamy richness would never be experienced or enjoyed and was lost for all time to the floral cushions.


It was at that moment that I came to two conclusions: first that we were total opposites and secondly, I was perfectly fine with that.  She was funny, pretty, and kept me guessing.  I never knew what was going to happen next with Courtney.  

Today is our two year anniversary – not a big deal for some of you veterans who are pulling up on twenty, thirty or forty years – but at the rate time flies, we’ll be there soon.  I look forward to spending the rest of my days, however long or short, with my Courtney.  God in his infinite wisdom knew that Courtney was the one for me, even though we are opposites in almost every way.  I’m very thankful for my soul-mate and friend and thankful for our opposite traits.


Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Little Landon


I was thinking this week of a vivid memory I had when I was four years old.  I was in the back of the big black Econline van with Mom at the wheel.  Becky, who was a couple of weeks old, was strapped in beside me.  We had to stop at the one-lane Bailey bridge to let another car go by.  As we waited to let the car over the wooden planked bridge, I looked over at Becky and wondered “Will she ever grow up?  It’s taking forever for her to get bigger – babies are boring.”


In the next moment we were over the bridge and time seemed to accelerate.  Becky is now a godly woman and has a family of her own.


Landon was a little fussy the other night so I took him downstairs for a little one on one.  I turned on the iPod, put on my favourite tenor - Kenneth McKellar, poured myself a nice glass of Niagara red wine, and settled down on the couch with my little Landon.  In the stillness of the moment, I caught myself thinking about that moment at Bailey bridge.  Would Landon flash through our lives?


Thankfully, time seemed to be suspended on this quiet evening as we listed to Kenneth McKellar sing By Cool Siloam’s Shady Rill.


By cool Siloam’s shady rill
How fair the lily grows!
How sweet the breath, beneath the hill,
Of Sharon’s dewy rose!


Dependent on Thy bounteous breath,
We seek Thy grace alone,
In childhood, manhood, age, and death
To keep us still Thine own.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Guest Post! "Our Mom"



This was a speech written by Jen Rumbos and Melinda Pouli on the occasion of their mom's 60th birthday.  Enjoy!      - Greg Slingerland
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One thing was certain – the teal carpet that had graced the living room and staircase for so many years had to go.  Dad was suffering from renovation spending fatigue and was in no mood for a whole scale renovation.  Mom blamed Dad’s bad hips and knees for being a home decor Scrooge.  After a lot of discussion, Dad finally gave the green light for painting, and ONLY painting.  Mom was desperate – the teal carpet taunted and mocked her.  Desperate times called for desperate measures.  Mom purchased two gallons of paint – one gallon of latex and one gallon of oil and came home to a quiet house.  Details remain unclear but the two cans of paint somehow “opened” and “tumbled” all the way down the stairs.  “I don’t know how it happened Bill” she said in an innocent voice when Dad came home later that day.

Yes, we all know that Mom is a sweetie and is content as can be.  Whatever our Dad says….goes. Mom would never think to get her way…hahahaha…RIGHT!   Mom has an amazing capability to agree with Dad’s opinion and then, blink a few times and do the complete opposite. “Oh no, I don’t need a new kitchen, Dad is too busy anyhow.”  I would look over at Dad, who was reading the paper, and he would be rolling his eyes...knowing full well that the kitchen would be ripped to shreds in a matter of weeks.  Sure enough, wood, paint and countertop samples were littering the house.  This would happen often…. “That big window in the living room is such pain for DAD to wash on the outside”.  “It’s fine, INE...we don’t need a new window.”  The next week we came for coffee and I’ve never seen such a crystal clear view of our backyard.  I just looked over in disbelief at Dad, and he was rolling his eyes again.  

We started to ruthlessly tease Mom about getting her way and she protested. “I don’t replace everything!  See that hideous chandelier hanging in our dining room?  I don’t NEED a new one...this one is fine.  Oh, I know Bill just adores that light…well, too bad…it’s ugly.”  Of course she neglected to say that she had just spent over $100 on frosted globes, which didn’t look much better.  Now, how was she going to get a new one without it looking like she was once again going against Dad’s wishes?  “...hmmm…I know!  I’ll pretend I am going to do the economical thing…(even though I already blew a hundred bucks), and I’ll spray paint it pewter. Hmmm…but what if it actually looks good?  Ummmm…I know !  I’ll spray paint it while it is hanging up…and get new curtains, a table, and a new wall paint colour out of the deal!”  Yes, unbelievably she twirled that chandelier, at a speed similar to Port Dalhousie’s carousel on rocket fuel, making sure that the pressurized can of spray paint blasted at full speed and destroyed the room.  Dad came home to the ugliest, plastic-y looking light he had ever seen, and sure enough a week later, Mom was beaming alongside her newly installed light and fully renovated room. 

In all seriousness, Mom is the sweetest Grandma to her 21 precious grandkids.  A number of years ago, our whole family headed out for a holiday up north together.  We were all crammed into one large cottage, and Mom decided to flex her “grandma muscles”...

“Come kids, Grandma has CANDY!!!”  The kids ran to her, but no, she wanted them to catch it from the loft.  There Mom stood, way up high. “Here it comes!”   The children looked up to the loft with glowing, expectant smiles.  Their hands were outstretched as they waited for Grandma to toss some candy down.  The laughter was quickly transformed into shrieks of terror as the ringpop blitzkrieg began.  As candy slammed like missiles off the tops of their heads, the kids ran screaming and shrieking in terror, diving from the ambush attack.  Why was Grandma so VIOLENT?  As we iced bruises from the kinder surprise attacks and removed embedded jolly ranchers, we kids had to spend some serious time in therapy with our kids, explaining that, Grandma does love you…she just has a strange way of showing it!  She used to pinch us with her toes...just for fun!!!

As time wore on, Mom mellowed a bit…..or should we say melted a bit….You see, she always loved sharing things with her dear sisters…What better than to all go through THE CHANGE together!  We nieces have had quite the laughs watching our hot tantes and mom sweat more than members of the bomb squad.

 But, really seriously this time...we love our Mom to bits.  Her generosity, kindness and love towards those around her are such a shining example for us.  She brings new meaning to the word “hospitality”.  As you all know, the door s are always open at Mom’s place (unless she’s having them replaced because some paint somehow splattered them) and she is ready and willing to lend a listening ear, or a helping hand to anyone in need.  Her love for the Lord is evident in her daily walk and extends into her job at Shalom as well.  We hear so often what a great nurse Mom is, and how the residents love her. We agree!  On behalf of your five daughters, we love you so much!  We thank the Lord, for giving us such a godly, beautiful Mom!  We hope and pray that God gives us many more years with you.

Please, raise your glasses with us and toast one amazing woman, OUR MOM!!!!